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That's a pretty fair price too. Might just have to look into getting something like that.

So...yeah....nothing in general to report, but today seems to be one of those days where "Kill it with fire" is an acceptable answer to any question lobbed my way.

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How many cats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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No one's taller than
the last man standing.

I will regret this, I'm sure, but how many?

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Wow, you ARE off today ain't ya.

Little slower for the cheap seats......

you said.....


Then I lobbed........


I set you up for a smartass retort involing fire and I get.....

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No one's taller than
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See, I thought you were being the spritely Ninja that was trying to inject humor into this to try and brighten my day.

I now wish to kill you with fire.

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Yes but your forgot how much I like it when kitties burn.


Crap. did I type that out loud?

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No one's taller than
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As a cat owner, regardless of the fact that he's brick stupid, I do owe you a kidney shot for this.

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Come on, I love cats. Specially with a nice demi glace.

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No one's taller than
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I thought the cat reference in the question was a sublminal clue to Game # 5.

Was kinda on a cat theme today. Mind on the ........ never mind. Your correct answer was posted @ Tue Nov 11, 2008 5:29 pm. The light bulb thing was @ Tue Nov 11, 2008 5:36 pm. I can asure you that had my comment come first it would have involved cats. Maybe more along the lines of...... "How many web admins does it take to set a clock correctly?".

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No one's taller than
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There you go again...usin' them fancy food words for "ketchup".

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Gravy actually.

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No one's taller than
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I think Ronin calls Ketchup red gravy.

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If lacrosse was easy, it would be called football.

If you work in payables and decide to pay your vendors using your own convoluted PO system and refuse to list any sort of documentation that references the vendorÂ’s invoice theyÂ’ve sent you, eat a bowl of anthrax.

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With red gravy? While on fire?

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No one's taller than
the last man standing.

Or with sugar and a hearty "$#@! you!" on top.

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ALSO!!!

If you put a check in the mail on 10/30, don't $#!@ing call pissed off that you received a statement dated 11/1 showing invoices that were paid on said check as still being open.
Just because your dumbass puts it in the mailbox, doesn't mean the good lord miracles the $#@!ing envelope directly to it's destination in the blink of an eye.

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Mr. Ronin

I feel your pain. The clients I deal with do the same thing. I tell them the IRS says they haven't filed certain Returns, and that the IRS will enforce against them until the Returns are filed.

Then the IRS levies their bank accounts and accounts receivable.

I tell them there is nothing I can do until the Returns are filed. Then they have the nerve to tell me "The Returns are complete and in my desk."

I tell them to file the *$*S#(#$#@ things immediately.

Frickin' pisses me off every frickin' day.

But I am getting closer to securing that job with the good side of the Federal Government.

Mr. Dude,
Best of luck on getting the new job.

Pay better than your current gig?

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