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I think I just ripped every tooth off the Monday gear already...

First, slept through not one, not two, but all three bloody alarms this morning, making me miss the gym and late for work.
Second, my oatmeal boiled over and I had to hose the microwave down before I enjoyed the cold quarter of a cup remnants of my oatmeal this morning.
Third, talked to 4 people at work today, first thing out of all 4 of their mouths “wow, so you got a haircut, huh?”.


Monday, thou art a female Labrador.

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'bout damn time you got a haircut.


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You killed your racoon hat?

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Hiccups

I get them every effing time I eat


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have you tried not effing while you eat?

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Ninja 4 Hire wrote:
have you tried not effing while you eat?


Tee hee hee.


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Ninja 4 Hire wrote:
have you tried not effing while you eat?


Where's Ronin's Futurerama pics when you need them...


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2:35 1. Seriously, WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone has a 4:3 tv so what do we do release movies in 16:9 so we make 16:9 tvs and now every thing is 2:35. OMG. 5 years from now all tvs are gonna be 5 inches tall and 3 feet wide.

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Ninja 4 Hire wrote:
2:35 1. Seriously, WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone has a 4:3 tv so what do we do release movies in 16:9 so we make 16:9 tvs and now every thing is 2:35. OMG. 5 years from now all tvs are gonna be 5 inches tall and 3 feet wide.

Mine's 16:9 so HA HAA HA HAA ninja.

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Mine's 16:9 so HA HAA HA HAA ninja.


You have no idea what I am talking about do you.

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Another 50 Cent video game? Really? Another video game with this guy playing a character that is so out of touch with who he is (you know, a talentless rapper who has the English speaking skills of a 2nd grader) that I very nearly had to gnaw through my own wrist to make sure this was still reality.

So, out of sheer boredom on the drive to work this morning, I came up with some games that I think fall into the same category of the main real life character being the exact opposite of what you have to do in the game.

Edit: screw it, I'm adding more as the insanity grips me.


Burt Bacharach: Song of Rage, Keyboard of Death

Elton John: South Florida Beach Babe Adventure

WiiFit: William “The Refrigerator” Perry

Gandhi: 1000 Fists of Bloody Doom

Microsoft Flight Simulator: Lynard Skynard

Genghis Khan: Kitten Trouble in the Fuzzy Cat Universe

Josef Fritzl Family Funpack

World Series Baseball starring the Chicago Cubs

Lane Frost's Championship Bullriding 1990

Richard Simmons' Powerlifting Showdown

NLL's Blast Lacrosse

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:D :D :D
You're good people, Ronin.


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That is a boldfaced lie, madam, and I demand a retraction!

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psh. Make me.


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Dani wrote:
:D :D :D
You're good people, Ronin.

Good people? Dani, you are good people. Josh needs to be wearing a helmet.

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Aww, thanks Spike. But haven't you seen the grinch? If that movie taught me anything as a child, it's that even hairy monsters have hearts.


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Daylight Saving Time

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Daylight Saving Time

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This is the great one... more daylight hours not at work!

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Daylight Saving Time

:evil:


Indeed. It's an outdated concept that needs to be drug out into the streets and shot.

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People who threaten you and run away.

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